Day Two: Monday

• Went to sleep 6.30 am (bad move)
• Woke up 7.15 am to a text from Joe, "mate can i borrow a sleeping bad so that i may slumber in the halls of thy ancestors?"
• Woke up 1.10 pm, one hour after the beginning of my only lecture
• I remember the weird thing I posted on Facebook at 3am
• Went to The University of Auckland on the bus (224)
• Circled around fifth and sixth floor of the library looking for a seat
• Missed my specific place in the Victoria University of Wellington library, next to the obscure dictionaries
• Everyone was especially silent
• Tried to open a window without making any noise (failed)
• Spent two and a half hours on the Russian genitive case assignment, worth 1/8/10/30%
• 4.40 pm did a fast paced walk across the road to Kate Edger Commons bottom floor to print out cover sheet/attempt at looking up Vladimir Putin's middle name in Cyrillic on Wikipedia
• Printer said I did not have enough funds to complete print job
• Money-on-card machine broken
• Ran up to the top floor to look for another machine/couldn't find one
• 4.47 pm went to IC Helpdesk, put money on card, ran back down to the ground floor
• Printed out cover sheet, attempted to fill in while running across the street to Arts 1 to hand in area
• Everyone in Arts 1 has gone home early. No-one is on the desk. I do not get my date stamp.
• Blind man with large eye patch and long grey hair enters
• Walks into automatic door
• Hits me with his cane
• I ask where he is trying to go
• He says Room 304
• I note that it is locked and no-one is in there
• He says "This is just not my day."
• I apologise and he walks into the elevator door
• I meet Vince
• We make poor Burger King related decision
• The Burger King music television shows a 50s style boy band cover of Katy Perry's "Hot n Cold"
• Vince tells me that I'm going to have to get better at pretending to eat disgusting burgers if I want boys to like me
• We catch the train home
• We talk about if my life were a sitcom would people complain about me having a made up ethnicity to get funding/would we get arrested for so much music copyright infringement
• We make lists of necessary equipment for 48 Hours
• I walk past Ryan's dad's house
• Ryan's dad is checking the mail
• He says, "Hello, I'm John, Ryan's dad."
• I say, "Oh, yes, I know."
• I go home
• On Facebook Joe tells me that on Saturday night he was really mean to some girls and they liked it.
• I say, "I went to that gig, then I went to a party, then I went to Wendy's with Alex, then I went home."
• He says, "Did he dong you?"
• I say, "No."
• I realise that the Vivid on my arm says 420 in Roman numerals

(This is reversed)