Day Eight: Friday

• Had a dream where I got offered a job collecting statistics at the top of the Murphy building at Vic in the 70s but then I also got offered a job frying chicken and I couldn't decide and then my secret relationship was outed at the annual go-kart race.
• Tried to reply to texts but my phone kept turning itself off
• Consulted Isabelle on what look I should go for for a Queen Elizabeth themed party that it was unlikely anyone was going to dress up for
• She suggested "hot mess"
• Was concerned that the party is going to be a minefield of people who know too many secrets about each other/have had sex with each other/hate each other/ love each other/are really drunk
• Was going to go out and buy hair dye but my cousin dropped his dinner on the floor/cried/threw up
• We all watched one of the newer Pokémon movies
• We watched the most hideously embarrassing programme in the world where the premise is basically everyone is embarrassing and then they work together to publicly embarrass their close personal friend and also themselves
• My lizard fell asleep in his pool so we had to pull him out so he didn't drown
• I had to spray a white tail spider with flyspray because no-one else could reach
• I made this gig poster: